one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father????????? how???
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
friendlythestral requested - gifset of hogwarts classes
This is actually how it goes
THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF THE FANDOM
when ur trying to act chill